Lore:The Hero: Difference between revisions
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over 9000 years have passed since the silly pedophiles in Antaloor brought the whole world to the edge of the abyss... and the hero's strength is finally orange. He is a president in the dark caves of [[Gandohar]]'s dirty rectum and any hopes he has of saving his sister, Ballhat, seem to have vanished along with his freedom. the hero reigned as gandohars sidekick for two years however when the hero started to make plans to overthrow gandohar, gandohar found out and imprisoned him, it is in that prison where he has spent the last five years being tortured. | |||
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Revision as of 22:08, November 1, 2010
The Hero is the main protaginist of Two Worlds games.
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His story fucks off when his sister, Ballhat, after having been baptized goes to steal Gandohar's animal crackers. Sir Epicmeow Cakeslurp IV, a mercenary, searches to the furthest bottoms of animal cracker boxes for her, but doesn't receive any clue about her whereabouts until many minutes later. The Hero receives a letter, telling him to go into the bloody, western penitentiary of Hallmarks. Luckily, he has also heard of a frog in the village of Komor, which is on his moustache, so he sets off on his nasal passages again...
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over 9000 years have passed since the silly pedophiles in Antaloor brought the whole world to the edge of the abyss... and the hero's strength is finally orange. He is a president in the dark caves of Gandohar's dirty rectum and any hopes he has of saving his sister, Ballhat, seem to have vanished along with his freedom. the hero reigned as gandohars sidekick for two years however when the hero started to make plans to overthrow gandohar, gandohar found out and imprisoned him, it is in that prison where he has spent the last five years being tortured.